Welcome, Brave Adventurer

The Captive Portal of Doom Awaits

Before you reach the treasure of fast, free, and frictionless Wi‑Fi, you must first survive the temple of terms and conditions.

By entering this sacred temple of connectivity, you agree to navigate the ancient passages of our acceptable use rules and dodge the classic booby traps of guest Wi‑Fi:

  • No idol‑stealing: don’t attack, scan, or snoop on other explorers’ devices.
  • Beware the rolling boulder of bandwidth abuse: no torrents, no cannons of constant speed tests.
  • Respect the temple spirits: comply with all local laws and corporate policies while connected.

Completing this ritual does not sell your soul to marketing, but it may result in logs, RADIUS packets, and Wireshark traces being used in future conference talks.

Powered by dusty APs, ancient ACLs, and a slightly suspicious RADIUS CoA. Session lifetime: 24 hours or until the next rolling RF boulder, whichever comes first. Demo portal · Not actually enforcing access